The following dialogue occurs between myself and my Maker on a fairly regular basis on my awaking first thing in the morning at the beginning of the working week.
ME: Jesus.
JESUS: Yes?
ME: Jesus. It's Monday.
JESUS: I know.
ME: You know what?
JESUS: I know that it's Monday. I have known it was Monday since the foundation of the world.
ME: And you couldn't have warned me?!?
Thus endeth the lesson.
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